Today, after a night shift, I remembered my sister asked me to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2019 19:40

Today, after a night shift, I remembered my sister asked me to wake her for work. After I called her, there was no answer, so when I went into her room to call her, she jumped up out of bed as I frightened her. She asked why I was as laying on the floor. Her foot had caught square in the nuts. FML

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