Anonymous
Today, a 5-year-old ran up to me, flipped me off, told me to go fuck myself, then ran back to his dad. The dad blamed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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dabomsht123 3
WTF??!! Parents / kids are ****** up these days
Misscreant 7
And this is why we're doomed.
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dabomsht123 3
WTF??!! Parents / kids are ****** up these days
Misscreant 7
And this is why we're doomed.
Allie614032 34
Ugh, I hate parents like that. C'mon, take responsibility for your kid.
ballerinaaub 17
Why does this not surprise me...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should've slapped one and flipped off the other. Dealer's choice.
OhPuhleeze 23
The joys of not living in America. If this were to happen to me, I would spank the boy and take him to his dad. Who would spank him again. His dad would probably spank him again "just in case" if he forgot. #BrownKids Sometimes Russell Peters is so spot on.
SadiyaRabia 8
I have no doubt the dad coaxed his son to do that. I am so sorry you had to go through the ordeal. Children that age aren't crude by nature. I know a guy who paid his son to make a scene in the department store to embarrass his mother. Some men aren't meant to reproduce!
JHarris2011 25
ThAt what’s wrong with parents today My child would have apologized and tasted a nice bar of soap with no cartoons.