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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Carlstadt, United States
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Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?
cakefete2 31
OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.
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ostfaiz 18
result...vomitting!
incoherentrmblr 22
I guess it wanted to look a gift horse in the mouth...
Misswildsides 22
Or accidental biting into the moth. Yuck.
Ltsdragons 19
Vommothing?
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Then dies from choking on moth
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
#37: No, just no. That was bad... You can leave now.
False_Stupidity 42
The only real question here is, did OP spit or swallow?
Truthexists1 12
Lol
incoherentrmblr 22
#45 & 46, awesome username, unfortunate comments. Good effort though...
3molliver3 16
Moth-er of God that sucks
sayyestothedress 24
Just stop trying
nikmiester 7
Just stop
foxwasalamb 24
do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?
cakefete2 31
OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.
MrSassypants 34
You would do very well in advertisement.... though saying you would do well in advertisement is both a compliment and an insult, so I'm sorry.
Saraj07 18
I'm assuming OP was yawning.
extremereviews 26
He could have had allergies
HairIsEverything 15
I was thinking OP's mouth was open possibly because they were screaming and/or gasping about the moth flying around the phone?
Ltsdragons 19
#50 for some reason I laughed while trying to imagine your comment
junkman6 22
OP is just a mouth breather.
Acers1 13
Anyone else think of the image this results in?
macros 12
Taste like chicken?
Khaleesi_26 30
Extra protien!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'd rather get my protein from chicken and salmon, thanks. *shudders*
gracehi 33
Delicious.
False_Stupidity 42
There was an OP who swallowed a moth... It tasted so good they made it into broth.
HairIsEverything 15
#52 you just brought back so many good memories!!! http://bussongs.com/songs/there-was-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly.php
awkotaco333 15
Why was your mouth open?
Khaleesi_26 30
Maybe Op was laughing at something they read on their phone?
nikmiester 7
Look at #15's reply to #4 for the real reason *straight face*
rainbowsandshit1 20
Okay EW that sucks
yilenis1 3
Were u yawning.. Or something else? Next time turn the tv on
wang33334 12
Have-moth-in-my-mouth achievement unlocked