Sneaky

By Anony Mous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 427
You deserved it 4 989
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vEEbRBEE 0

that's so ****** up

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catalystics 2

well at least now you have more food to yourself OP

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lancegonyeau 0

sounds like he had l little bit of wolverine in him

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ElMundio87 0

sounds like you're a terrible GF so he escaped from you. YDI

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Dillytip 0

maybe he doesn't like take out and you should have been in the kitchen making sandwhiches instead

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theonlysweetpea 10

Instead of thinking you're a stalker, I'm going to think outside the box and say maybe he was going to break up with you for a while and moving gave him the best opportunity. The finger could've been for not noticing something was wrong in your relationship. OP: (la la la everything's cool) BF: (ha ha ha I'm dumping you!) Sometimes, you must read between the lines. Sorry fyl

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texassmile05 0

Lol.. I'm sorry that sucks but I laughed when I pictured that scenario!!! hahahaha 

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czarofandronia 0

LOLOLOLOL OWNED XD

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