no selfie for me
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pasadena, United States
Rookie mistake
Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML
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MichiSixx 12
And that's why you can't trust everyone you meet.
Gaga_is_God6969 13
I don't trust anyone with my phone...let alone, a complete stranger. What were you thinking?
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Comments (142)
WrongRomance 11
OP... Strangers are danger, you know.
buckley91 9
Maybe you should have handed him your purse too. Can't have something like that ruining such an important picture.
Shortay123 14
Amen. I don't see why anyone would so desperately need a "selfie" picture.
greenfishbait 19
Unsuccessfully? How difficult is it to take a picture of yourself?
Axipiter 24
And why would you need to take a picture of yourself? Unless you're doing something awesome like climbing Everest. A day at the park is no cause for a "selfie".
koolkool994 28
For some, it's quite hard to take a selfie because; crappy camera, ugly face, too bright, too dark, annoying shitheads who like messing up pictures, you never know!
MidnaLink 33
Or that you can never line the lens with your face just right *experience*.
Pussycat86 18
Is it me or does the word selfie sound like someone "having some selfie time"
timtamslam 19
why give your phone to a total stranger? you never know what they'll do...
StarThrower 17
Bless your sweet trusting heart. No worries, iPhone 6 will come out soon enough, and you can get an older iPhone with the selfie-taking feature for cheap! ^_^
buckley91 9
"But hey, it was only 99 cents!!"
dontpanic_fml 32
*but shit, it was 99 cents!
claiiire_fml 17
Isn't said app a camera? That comes on all iPhones?
MrRondo_fml 20
Did u chase em?
pmadNess 16
No, they ran home and posted it on FML, because that makes it all better!
Rahii_nami 10
bitch...... such a cheap person......... :/
djxerxes9000 18
Didnt see that coming...
Renesaga 8
FMLs similar to this are posted ALL the time. Why don't you guys learn?
Enslaved 36
Sounds like that fountain scene from "National Lampoon's European Vacation". :P I've asked people to take a picture a for me (with a group) and also was asked by total strangers if I could take a picture for them too. Nothing bad ever came of it. The OP doesn't deserve it! That thief had a hidden agenda. Too bad you didn't chase him down and kick his ass like Alicia Silverstone did in that Aerosmith "Cryin" video!