Awkward and Work: Password issues

Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By expassword - 17/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By graduate - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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**** McGee

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 11:59

Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 07:32 - United States

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

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Hotkey

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 22:00

Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

What about vagina456? :)

haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

Comments

Sl2jr 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:51

it could be worse, you could be getting your ass handed to you in march madness.

kevin_19 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:12

haha im glad to know im not the only person with dirty passwords

mr1818 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:46

LOL that's my password too

NoKo_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:12

wow people chill with the "dumbass" and "perv" shit, like just cuz u work in an office doesnt mean u have to be some ****** perfect businessman.....im in an office right now and me and my partner were talking about how im gonna deliver him some acid from the university of waterloo lol..office ppl are ppl too, never forget.

TurtleLG 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:01

zachlr 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:16

My best friend used to make passwords that were really ebarrassing so he would be less likely to tell someone.

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:51

I've done that with tab before... except my password wasn't embarrassing and nobody saw. Still changed it anyways cause it was to my email. This reminds me of the old joke: "I put penis as my hotmail password but they told me it wasn't long enough"

Yamamarro 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:47

LOL

PrettyVal 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:55

and now so does half the world. Nice one, jackass. I don't think you're a perv, you can have whatever you want for a password. But don't put an FML about how everyone in your office knows your password...cause now so does everyone else. Just change it and move on. and @#78...nice, bragging about doing acid. You're a freaking idiot.