Kate
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Party time!
Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML
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JustinThunder 8
Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.
NoodleBurger 0
YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!
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Comments (126)
jacksondorsey 0
1st
iEatGuppies 0
no one cares your first, get a life!
blanquito 1
you can be first to lick my butthole. no ****.
blanquito 1
you can be first to lick my butthole. no ****.
Gross2332 0
Dang Grandma know's what's up unlike u OP since you aren't enjoying yourself
alextreme_fml 0
YOU BROKE FML
Gross2332 0
FYL 108
footballfreak65 6
haha that sucks
DropDead77 11
If the party doesn't start until OP's grandma walks in, then OP's grandma should stop partying with minors
Lauren10102 3
Who knows, maybe he'll get lucky? Holy crap I can't believe I just thought that... this is my apology to all.
smurfsarwales 9
p-p-p-party doesn't start til grandma walks innnn
The_Weirdo 10
Did she brink vodka and thongs for the females? If so, tell me where you live.
dolphincheddar 10
have a merry christmas, happy new year, happy birthday, and all those others. at least you will still get to "party" at her funeral
Uneedanapbro 6
Sounds to me like Grandmas got it goin on
partyfool2011 4
Sounds to me that your grandma is not nearly as badass as my grandma is
miraggg 1
thats cute
AbuelaGrande 0
Im back Bitchas !!!
TheCrazyAli28 1
WTF are you talking bout, the gramma is where da partyy is. see da gramma has so much partyy I had to use two y's
yummycupkake 0
grandmas Rollin like a big shot ;D
KingGeorgeGal 12
WOOOOO!(: Atleast you don't have to share the alcohol with anyone but them!
pinkpolarbear 8
Only sucks when she forgets its not the 60's anymore and breaks out the disco ball an rollerblades and yells "DISCO ROLLERBLADE TIME!!!!"
ribbyc80 0
81, go away again.
sparkman97 7
what a rebel
BShady96 0
*doggy
JustinThunder 8
Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.
hyperdrive 4
The party doesn't start until she walks in.
comepoopwithme 0
just wait until her top comes off.... party over
blanquito 1
what happens in the nursing home.. stays in the nursing home..
smurfsarwales 9
20-party just got better!
dolphincheddar 10
I'm pretty sure I dropped acid with her in the 60s... damn that hoe still got kicks
bitchslapped22 14
CHARMANDER ^
IndigoFuckYou 9
Well it depends. Grandma's can party pretty hard if you give them enough Vodka.
smeesha 4
mine parties hard without vodka cos she's awesome
blanquito 1
my grandmas boring as hell.. probably because she's dead
instnt1nfction 17
may she rest in peace or burn in hell, I dunno
blanquito 1
I was just watching the charmin toilet paper commercial and that bear had pieces of toilet paper stuck on his ass.. that's NEVER happened to me. And if there is toilet paper pieces where's the shit chunks?
THEoliveira 0
^lmfaoo Ikr! dam lierss
NoodleBurger 0
YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!
zachattack112492 4
Mmmm grandmas cookies
ribbyc80 0
mmmm, grandma's cookie.....
MrXerxes5 6
Ever seen grandma after she got a few drinks in her?
ryanst 7
"..Why because I rap about reality, like me and my grandma having a cup of tea.. there ain't no party like my grandma's tea party.. hey.. ho.." -Flight of the Concords
SirObvious 1
PARTY AT KATEs HoUsE!!!!!
Martian_Kyo 1
bring your own grandma
enonymous 9
She's probably getting crunk while you're posting this FML.
didijustdie 0
I only had ti martwonis.
itsalanis 25
aw come on. make the most of what you have :)
2cacrawf 0
yeah it's not like your losing anything
ZombieSlaya115 17
you're*
ciarafox9 9
nothing like a grandma to get the party started and raise the roof!!