davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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Comments (323)
swimmerperson 0
seriously, tough it out. you don't even want to know what's been done to me.
ChangMu 8
I reach you. That's caddywompus.
dirtyrussian97 0
in soviet Russia, getting shot means you must work harder to make up for the decrease in productivity due to a loss in blood and strength
TheMystery_fml 6
Yeah, because there's two dead guys over there ready to hear any of the company's complaints
titanx86 0
well when you work at a bullet proof vest company it's part of the job DAN!!! next time we'll aim higher and you can stay home for good ...
cptpimp 0
u should sue, if u have medical documentation;)
Mrhotshyt 0
Lawsuit lol
shawnmackinnon21 0
how un hell did he get shot???!!!
qwertyaznman123 1
No, are you dumb? If you've been shot you go to the hospital. YDI for lying
thewifey310 7
im pretty sure u can fight tht, u shud take it to corporate n have ur freggn boss fired, i mean shit, gettn shot is painful and im sure ur boss' boss cant deny u time off to heal, i bet it would b against the law, u shud really look into tht buddy, srry to hear of ur tragedy :/ suxx!!!