Miscellaneous: My dad's excuse for picking me up eight hours late was that he...

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By justme274 - 03/04/2016 21:03 - United States - Atlanta

My dad's excuse for picking me up eight hours late was that he was in a different state. He forgets that I can see his location on Find My Iphone. He was five minutes away at our house. FML

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