Lesson learned

By kjirut - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

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Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 022
You deserved it 5 234

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Son: Why do women fake orgasm? Father: Because they think we care.

Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

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schinthalapuri 0

Lame

so many same fmls

perdix 29

You'd better hope your second serious relationship doesn't read FML. He'll never believe you when you say you've had a real orgasm. He'll just golf clap and say "Nice Try."

do it your self

awesomechick618 0

that's what they say, if u want something done right do it urself, or get someone just as capable to do it for, Get A Boyfriend Who Knows How To Fuck!!! :D

jakeripp 0

lmao agreed.

blland 0

men want to see REAL orgasms. if you can't fake a real one, you better practice more. o wait...

perdix 29

If you want to SEE one, you'll have to find a squirter like wilshires1.

well at least you learned something, well done you

Son: Why do women fake orgasm? Father: Because they think we care.

you're a beauty

You must get a lot of women -__-

ladylex 4

Mother: To get the guy to come faster so she can get back to whatever it is she’d rather be doing

mekzikinz 0

so.. ? how is your life fucked ?

Are you juat trying to make yourself feel better because your relationship is over?

Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.