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12345678910 This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Buffalo, United States

Lame!

Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

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drunk moms..... killing parties since the beginning of time!

Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

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UnluckyGenius 21

"Hey guys, this isn't a drinking party. I am only 17!" How I assume OP was party pooping.

dont let it get to you op. just go back and enjoy the party. happy birthday btw

Something tells me OP's mom was the only one with a "buzz".

What an attention seeking bitch. Don't let your mom run your life.

I think using the word 'bitch' is a bit uncalled for.

The mom is drunk and kicking op out of their own party... That's being a bitch.

That's when you use it to your advantage and guilt trip her whenever you need to. PS Happy Birthday!

You should go back the next day to see if she remembers!

Looks like you showed up as buzz killington.

alcohol makes drunk ppl brutally honest so ya, u were being a buzzkill

I feel sorry for you OP but just wait and she'll be a party-puker

Smh..... Moms.