Bosses, Capitalism and Work: I'm not paid enough for this

I'm not paid enough for this

By Doublescrewed - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML

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Tuesday 6 October 2015 7:44

Move things around in their apartment to mess with his head if they are a jerk as your boss.

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Only one way to resolve this. Gasoline fight!!

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WESHOULDBONE 7

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:52

Why tf you lying

BtweenDreams 1

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:55

Carpool??

Daelynn_17 19

Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:15

This post totally reminds me of Horrible Bosses.

more4me 27

Wednesday 7 October 2015 8:38

Sometimes, you just can't win! Good luck OP !

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