By dazedandconfused - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Happy Holidays!

Today, everyone from my job showed up for work because our boss demanded that we have a team meeting before half of the company leaves for the holidays. Everyone showed up except my boss, who is apparently already in Hawaii vacationing until New Year's. FML
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  JEHR  |  13

Assuming this isn't a bad joke:
1. Reading comprehension failure, nowhere was it noted that the boss is male.
2. Your grossly misinformed sexism is embarrassingly apparent in your assumption that the boss is male based on those characteristics.
If it was a joking assumption, it simply wasn't funny.

By  Taco The Dank  |  27

Tell everyone to miss the first day the boss get back, so when he asks you why none of you were there yesterday, you can be like "Sorry, we were on vacation." Only miss one day so you have less of a chance of getting fired due to extreme sass.