Christmas and Work: Happy Holidays! - FML

Happy Holidays!

By dazedandconfused - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, everyone from my job showed up for work because our boss demanded that we have a team meeting before half of the company leaves for the holidays. Everyone showed up except my boss, who is apparently already in Hawaii vacationing until New Year's. FML

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tounces7 27

Friday 9 December 2016 3:30

Hypocrisy at its finest.

cuz803 44

Friday 9 December 2016 3:20

Your team should be able to do the same then

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becca9985 34

Friday 9 December 2016 17:29

"Congratulations, everyone, on your dedication! Meeting adjourned!"

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 28 December 2016 0:27

I think that would give you the right to leave. If the boss doesn't show up to the meeting he demanded you have then neither should you.

Bubbilility 27

Thursday 17 December 2020 17:41

Is your boss Scott Morrison by any chance?

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