Get me out of here

By seekerglow176 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Natick

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Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about buttfucking. FML
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lilhellian 26

Butt **** here, butt **** there, butt **** everywhere!

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SirCharles83 13

34- I believe you were looking for "a lady in the streets and freak in the sheets" you're welcome.

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kriz_allizwell 6

Tut, tut. You are but a mere shadow of your former self.

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Vicanlp 10

I don't understand how this is a FML for the OP. I get that maybe it was embarrassing, but the sister had it much worse. FML for the sister, YDI for the OP.

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firefighter925 18

Obviously you haven't heard yeah by usher hommie

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InfernoVivo 12

Today, I had to go to the emergency room due to involuntary muscle spasms. They have me muscle relaxers, which caused me to start loudly singing a song about butt *******. FML

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wlddog 14

Why is Noor getting thumbed down? I thought it was funny. You guys are being a bunch of boobs. (They are rubbing their chests together reference)

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BulldogHoops 14

Ludacris does say that, but the much more common phrase does use "sheets" for the sake of rhyme.

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