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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
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Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML
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benji5399 0
well sometimes boys think tht 46 is old. it is basically.
catkat1988 17
This one made me laugh. The boy probably didn't mean any harm, but still not all that funny to you, I guess. FYL.
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Comments (244)
jmopwn 0
damn. that sucks
allanaskye 0
46 is pretty old.
mfelax9556 8
Not really. She still has til 65 to be officially declared "elderly".
kiran_fml 5
maybe the OP just seems really old cuz the kid is young
heathersmorin 0
46 is far from old.
RaineLee 5
Nah, 46 ain't old.
MissBunny25 0
piss in her wheaties
BelleElle_fml 5
Was he a boy scout?
mintcar 10
I used to think 46 was old until I started getting old.
A7X_LoVeee 10
is that Nathan Fillion ?
staceysgenesis16 0
46 isnt old ?? thats still considered to be middle aged .. i think .. but uhm yeah old is when you hit 70 and beyond !! thats gettin old ..
eilonwylovegood 8
yeah it is. it's from Dr. Horrible :)
GODs_uncle 1
Just sign the sheet you old bag!
GrahamAker 3
maybe the op looks old from all that chain smoking.
EvilPotato 15
did you sign it ??
kay2kay 1
wow no one responded to# 1?
zozohearts 0
There's always a catch to things nowadays...
pimplayer 0
its called community service get caught doing crimes, the courts will make you waste your time.
poiuytjfffc 0
the kid is just using u so he can get his hours done. he probably doesn't actually think that ur elderly
numbers878 8
Boy scouts do it too you know.
sexxy_skater 0
Suck It Up.
CryBabyCry224 0
stupid b!tch
ICaughtFire 4
#2 I think your pants are falling down. I just thought I would let you know. I know, I know, no need to thank me.
Dean_king 0
someone that hot can get away with it though lol
ScaughtieHolden 11
I think her shirt is a little too low too. Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.!
NoraT_fml 6
^^win!
ICaughtFire 4
Eh, you can't even see her face so you don't really know if she's hot. We do know, however, that she is, at the least, a brown bag special right? I'm sure she can't even move in those pants, and I'm glad there isn't a mirror in the back or we would all be getting a nice shot of buttcrack.
heathersmorin 0
We can barely see her face. So how do we know she's hot. She can have a nice body but have an ugly face.
aleagator 10
I'm sure you suck LOTS up.
oemgeezz 0
haha ^
aleagator 10
am I right or what
oemgeezz 0
haha ^
mintcar 10
Wow, really guys? Yeah making fun of her is incredibly mature.
mintcar 10
Wow, really guys? Yeah making fun of her is incredibly mature.
aleagator 10
I saw the chance to make a pun so I took it. don't take it personally love.
staceysgenesis16 0
why is everybody commenting about her ?? im not saying you guys arent correct with your statements but dont put her on blast .. just saying
prince122 0
yeah it's always the not so good looking people that make fun of the good looking people. it's really to bad there isn't a mirror behind her
mintcar 10
That was not punny. People were insulting her so you felt the need to jump on the bandwagon. 49, seek help.
staceysgenesis16 0
100 , u saw an opportunnity to jump on the bband wagon an try to look as cool as the other people talking about this girl .. your a stupid 12 year old .. go away ..
C6Racer 0
Your dad.
nerdchic 5
she wouldn't get the attention or insults if she didn't look like a *****... just saying..
mygreenhoodie 0
you're pretty cool 83, with the whole hipster look... 3D glasses with lenses popped out are so trendy
aleagator 10
i wouldn't go that far, I'm sure she's a nice girl. but it is true that if she didn't wear that she wouldn't be getting the attention. I apologize to the people who got offended by my comment. and to the lady I was commenting on.
samadams42 0
damn ur a sexy bitch haha and yeah op should be happy her old ass got helped
iZDa 0
she looks ugly
xoxchelaxox08 17
134, You're so sexy! lol
Somedood117 0
^^^thank you!
Igor_g5 0
I think #2 looks hot. One less button on top and the mirror behind her would be good
iZDa 0
thanks #137 =D ^^
nerdchic 5
my comment was moderated!!! Omg
Tuesdays76 0
Ya sim
Tonyy1 0
nicee. :)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow you are incredibly hot. No I'm not trying to hit on you, I'm gay. Still though... Damn!!!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow you are incredibly hot. No I'm not trying to hit on you, I'm gay. Still though... Damn!!!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yay... My first moderated comment!
joeuscus 0
You tell her.
meezydagreat 0
damn that was the hottest suck it up I ever read
iluffmcrandbvb 1
hoeeeeeee alert
Anton317 4
well you can start sucking up to childrens :)
deeters 0
you hav big ****
Kebby8D 2
wow. Just wait until you're 46, I'm sure you'll be more sympathetic then. btw, your outfit makes you look rather trashy. that's just me using polite terms
heathersmorin 0
butter face!
dtbomb 3
Damn your so old you probably smoked pot with Adam And Eve!
jesssss93 0
no
snowfox_fml 10
agreed
A7X_LoVeee 10
Fail..
mintcar 10
No.
cupcake10101 0
no....
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
OH YEAH!!
staceysgenesis16 0
ur comment is just as much of a failure as you ..
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
no...
sharkton 0
EPIC FAIL
rangermedic77 5
105 worded that perfectly
hersactually 0
no way
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn #3, you make Wilmer's Yo Momma jokes look good.
Berlanga66 0
yup, you sure made a VERY good joke......(sarcasm)
CDABXXX 5
Shut up.
chaleighrae7 4
yeah that would mean your mom ****** Jesus.
mattmadden 0
I think you mean she's so old Moses signed his name in her yearbook.
chaleighrae7 4
hahaha you are probably right
trimmerr 1
I'm down with that
trimmerr 1
^not as intended
sjdjxjwn 0
you mean with Buda
freddyisepic 2
203 you better watch out for 188 if you know what im saying...
deeters 0
it's funny coz u fail
mattmadden 0
Yes because she has the Pedo Bear Seal of Approval.
catkat1988 17
This one made me laugh. The boy probably didn't mean any harm, but still not all that funny to you, I guess. FYL.
BaskenRobin 2
Agreed. If he is really that young then anyone over the age of 25 will seem "old" to him
benji5399 0
well sometimes boys think tht 46 is old. it is basically.
gogokira 5
Yeah years ago people didn't even live to 45.
choirnerd9 0
Are you a smoker? Are you stressed a lot? Don't worry about it too much, just know that you have a head start
samh444 0
head start on death
example947 0
hahahahaha
Ashleigh255 0
bhahahaha. funny ..
CDABXXX 5
Lmfao win.
StaticMatt 2
lol
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Wow, someone's overreacting. Why do you give a damn what a little kid thinks?
mare9805 2
he probs just thought elderly meany adult
cmyk 19
I found it sweet. It's a kid! He ment no harm, he helped you! Stop being so whiny, suck it up and sign the damn sheet. Or tell him what elderly means.
StaticMatt 2
If you didn't notice, they're talking about the BOY.
dillynf39 3
lalalalallalalala
dillynf39 3
win
CDABXXX 5
Am I the only one who doesn't understand this randomness?
MissBunny25 0
yes
mwjessica 0
So, did you sign it, or did you tell him to **** off? I hope you just signed it.
MizzErikaHart 8
well to a lil kid you are pretty damn old.