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random_cashmere 25
What happened? Are you okay?
Enslaved 38
Why is that a bad thing? I have good sweat pants too. You can be comfortable and still look nice. Sweatpants have come a long way in fashion.
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Razell 13
Where's the "I laugh at your pain" button?
buckdharma 38
I wear sweatpants every time I decide to do a little fishing. :)
capsizedatsea 15
Your description Sir is frankly amazing. Can you tell me where abouts Dolphizzle is please? I would love to know.
1DisGR8 32
So what? I love sweatpants
rocker_chick23 27
The way I interpreted the FML is that she is ashamed she has a favorite pair if sweat pants.
krundale 6
You must be fat or an alcoholic or a ****
SofaKingPretty 13
You are not alone, my friend.
Mynamewontfi 40
I don't get what's so wrong with sweatpants.
shudson186 17
I'm interested in the explanation about how OP got to this down spiralling point. Hope you can get yourself out OP. Good luck.
sjbartholome 14
What's with the irrational fear of sweat pants?
kathopee 5
Your life is over.