Coworkers, Forever alone and Work: Don't mind me

Don't mind me

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:26

Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

Zelphoric 25

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:26

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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ilovepineapples 4

Thursday 2 April 2015 6:13

I'm sorry sam! Also, finally glad the posts are normal again cause omg my brain was hurting

exitium16 26

Thursday 2 April 2015 8:01

doesn't sound like a fun work environment

signalbeats 11

Thursday 2 April 2015 13:26

they at least acknowledged you. Maybe it was them being subtle because they were shy to ask

AliLikesApples 14

Thursday 2 April 2015 14:52

Sam I am ????

interesting33 36

Thursday 2 April 2015 14:53

I imagine they probably asked if you were coming and thought you weren't, or that you would join them later? It is hard to know without context

fml_user_314 6

Friday 3 April 2015 6:20

I'm Sam too.

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 6 June 2015 23:33

Of course you are Sam. That is your name on here duh!

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