Blind spot

By nicky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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lmaoatall 6

everybody knows if you can't find a can opener, you have to go flinstone style and reach for your beaver. lol but a knife, well that's not smart... you had this comeing to ya

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PrincessesCrown 17

Awww it's like Finding Emo

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OCDC 9

In our modern world, we refer to ass doctors as proctologists. We should be praising those few brave individuals who choose to pursue this profession, not making fun of them!

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DocBastard 38

Is this really how you chose to spend your first comment? You only had one shot at losing your FML commenting virginity, and you choose to call me an ass? That was unwise, friend.

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maddiester 5

why didn't you look for it in the first place?

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udeservedthat 0

YOU EMO FREAK LOL jk I'm emo :P

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cheerinsaige 0

awsome possem

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capnbzarr 43

A wise person once said, "when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail". But next time, find the proper tool for the job. Knives are for cutting and they're extremely dangerous when used for any other purpose.

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