Blast from the past By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 23:01 Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 014 You deserved it 257 Share Tweet Share
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 799 You deserved it 118 560
Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 419 You deserved it 365
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 505 You deserved it 3 540
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 375 You deserved it 11 721
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 926 You deserved it 2 626
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 325 You deserved it 3 516
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 822 You deserved it 4 439
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 855 You deserved it 1 774