Pseudoscience By Carl - 09/07/2021 14:01 Today, I was chatting with a coworker when he said he was a "Sigma male." I laughed, thinking he was joking. He then got mad when I explained how the whole alpha/beta thing was actually debunked by its own creator. Sigma balls, dude. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 011 You deserved it 160 Share Tweet Share
Missed opportunities By Gail - 05/04/2021 00:30 Today, I told my wife I walked away from a £5000 bet I had a good chance at winning, because I refused to embarrass myself in public. She responded with a Star Trek reference, "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack, rule of acquisition 109." My god, I married a heartless nerd. FML I agree, your life sucks 378 You deserved it 1 241 Share Tweet Share
Fandoms are weird By Anonymous - 08/12/2020 09:02 - Romania Today, even three months after seeing 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan', I can’t think about anything or anyone except Saavik anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 308 You deserved it 557 Share Tweet Share
Today, for my birthday, my mum got me a puppy. I have never expressed any interest in owning a dog. She insists it’s a thoughtful gift but when I look at it, all I see is a bunch of responsibility, training it, extra bills, smells, taking it for walks, chewed furniture. Bollocks to this. FML I agree, your life sucks 502 You deserved it 106
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 525 You deserved it 1 879
Today, I saw the Steelers throw the game to the Browns. I get it, you don't want to go to the Superbowl, but could you try being more realistic than staged wrestling? FML I agree, your life sucks 317 You deserved it 753
Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 545 You deserved it 1 683
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 811 You deserved it 166
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 340 You deserved it 4 544