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    Mondays

    Overly enthusiastic

    By Dan the man - 08/10/2024 00:00 - Canada

    Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
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    Monday morning sucks

    By Linds - 28/06/2021 14:01

    Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
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    Classic case of the Mondays

    By testuser - 18/08/2025 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

    Today, I spilled coffee on myself and now my brand new shirt is ruined, and I have to go to an important meeting immediately. FML
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    Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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