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Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 9:22pm - money - by GetMoney (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Lovestupid (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by gahdamnit - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 9:33pm - misc - by nolife - United States (Virginia)
Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by holly10350 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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