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Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 July 2018 12:00 / Canada - Ancaster
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Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML

By Ashamed_Sister - / Thursday 19 July 2018 20:30 / Austria - Graz
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Today, I took off my fake lashes. My fake lashes took off my real lashes. FML

By R2A8 - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 02:30 / Kenya - Nairobi
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Today, I thought I was finally connecting with my new kitten when she was looking at me closely and letting me pet her. The moment was quickly ruined by her sinking a claw into my eyeball. FML

By FailedCatMum - / Wednesday 11 July 2018 23:00 / Australia - Drummoyne
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