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CaptainShalliwaffle Say more :
Op here! In all honesty, it just made me laugh. I'm very secure in my relationship with him, and Nintendo and our dog are both pretty damn awesome. The instructor was less amused. I think my answer was probably equally annoying to her, however.
By Nintendon't - / Tuesday 21 March 2017 01:52 /
FML - The follow-up
Rawkeeb Say more :
OP here, so I talked to the company owner directly and he actually informed me that he wanted to train me to be the next vice-president of the company, but the current vice president insisted to see how I do as a general manager first. Our current vice-president is 77 years old and does not want anyone in his position. I have to get along with the old greaser knowing he will put me on the wrong path...
By Rocky - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 14:21 /
FML - The follow-up
Emmereen Say more :
OP here. My cat was not hurt, thankfully. He briefly looked a bit shaken, and then felt the need to be underfoot while I cleaned up the glass. He's made that jump before and since, though nowadays a tall cat tree seems to satisfy his desire to launch himself to great heights.
By Emmereen - / Saturday 11 March 2017 18:26 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was laid off from the job I'd had for two years. They couldn't even manage to spell my name or the company's name right on the severance letter. Guess I was a memorable employee. FML

Amelia Gazso Say more :
Op here! Unfortunately it was very real, 5 others were laid off as well. Let's just say the "HR" department consists of one person not even qualified for the job, so it wasn't a surprise they couldn't even get a layoff right. On a positive note I already have a new job lined up and the terrible company will probably be bankrupt soon.
By joblessandnameless - / Thursday 16 March 2017 08:33 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, a child complimented me by telling me that I look like a potato. The good kind of potato. FML

TeaRex__ Say more :
Hi OP here, I don't know why it's showing me as male, I'm very much a female, a potato female apparently.. But I'll just add a bit more context to a very random situation, the kid who said it is one of my pupils (12 years old), she often says her random thought out loude, although this is one of the most random things she's ever said to me. She couldn't tell what kind of potato is the good kind, just...
By TeaRex__ - / Monday 13 March 2017 17:18 /
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NewUsername Say more :
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month...
By NewUsername - / Monday 13 March 2017 05:38 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

Born2Goth Say more :
Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping....
By FeelingAwkward - / Sunday 5 March 2017 08:19 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I spent $300 just to find out my dog likes to drink a lot of water and then pee everywhere. FML

Morigyn Say more :
This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.
By Brokedogowner - / Saturday 11 March 2017 17:57 /
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MidnightMusic53 Say more :
I didn't realize my FML was published. It was flooding in my area, I live low to the ground so the rain quickly started to pile up.
By - / Tuesday 10 January 2017 01:55 /
FML - The follow-up
jasonrellet Say more :
So I know he was wacko but what I didn't know was that he was confirmed Insane by a psychiatrist. She knew and told me a lot about him, when I told him I was moving out at the end of that month he threatened to kick me out and dump my stuff in the street, he also kept my entire deposit. I later found out that the money I payed him to rent the room was used to go to bars and buy his beer. After that...
By Anonymous - / Friday 24 February 2017 02:09 /
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