FML - The follow-up

Today, someone asked me what a landline is. FML

ASLGabby Say more :
OP here! I wasn't sure what category so I put kids. It was a senior in high school
By - / Wednesday 15 February 2017 11:02 / United States - Murfreesboro
FML - The follow-up

Today, I watched an episode of the children's show, "Goosebumps". It scared the shit out of me. I'm 21. FML

Alesana_pond Say more :
OP here. The episode was the one w the kid and the piano I forgot what the episode is called. And it was near the end when it showed the pianos being played by hands that weren't attached to arms or anything. By "scared the shit out of me" was more like "it's fuckin creepy nope nope nope nope nope." The visual just creeped me the fuck out. And I skipped forward to the next episode lol. I don't really...
By Alesana - / Tuesday 14 February 2017 20:53 / United States - Tacoma
FML - The follow-up
allherenotthere Say more :
OP here. Trust me, that was the first and last time I'll let a guy pick me up to go on a date. I'll admit, I'm kind of new to the Tinder thing, and it was slightly spontaneous, so that's why my phone wasn't charged. It was drained from a day of college classes, for those who are wondering. I think the sting of getting ditched for the first time was a little worse than having my charger stolen.
By whhhhyyyyyyy - / Tuesday 7 February 2017 10:20 / United States - Vallejo
FML - The follow-up
IDidntKillADeer Say more :
OP here, first of all I didn't expect this to get published. I was just blowing off steam on my favorite site. So, for the rude people, no i am not mad the deer didn't die. If anything I'm happy. This happened 3 years ago in Michigan. It was summer and deer weren't known to be around this BUSY road. My insurance did cover the damages. Me and the deer walked away shaken but alright. I had called a officer...
By Oh Deer - / Thursday 9 February 2017 13:40 / United States - Phoenix
FML - The follow-up

Today, I found out firsthand how a civilised conversation about renewable energy can turn into a long debate about whether or not you can have sex with an oil drill. FML

deathtojesus Say more :
In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no fucking idea
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 February 2017 00:11 / United Kingdom - Glasgow
FML - The follow-up

Today, my neighbours knocked to complain about the noise. I have been nursing a headache for the past several weeks while they have been slamming doors and arguing. FML

hellpop Say more :
So... I'm pretty sure that this is my FML... however I have no idea why it's saying I'm male or from that part of the UK... However I did submit this some time ago so that's why I think it's me. Anyway! The explanation was that it turned out to be my loud, lousy ex friend they had an issue with who'd stay every Sunday night. And my headache, I have been to several doctors but it's due to another medical...
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 February 2017 15:45 / United Kingdom - Smethwick
FML - The follow-up
vaderfc Say more :
OP here. first some bits i had to cut out for lack of room. i had just been dropped off at my truck as id stayed at a relatives house the night before so it was midday just before starting a return shift at truck rest stop and the "didnt bring my debit card" was entirely my fault as i hadnt checked in my rush to leave as id been running late id already got quite far when id realised id left it behind,...
By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 January 2017 20:29 / New Zealand - Auckland
FML - The follow-up
mishmish5 Say more :
Hi everyone, I'm the OP. I can't believe after all these years I finally got an FML published! I agree with all the comments that this is incredibly sad - for almost a week afterwards I was having flashbacks about the terrible sounds and the sight of blood and hair in the heater. The second the heater started shaking I knew what had happened and tried to turn it off right away. The squeaking stopped...
By poorstupidrat - / Friday 3 February 2017 08:16 / Hong Kong - Hong Kong
FML - The follow-up
swervelol Say more :
Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was...
By - / Thursday 12 January 2017 17:53 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I found out why my thesis supervisor made me change my whole project I was working on for the past 3 months. Apparently, he had another student doing the same thing and they published it today. FML

mixedupminx Say more :
Op here, it turned out that this other guy was working on it before me (under the same supervisor..) so he rightfully published it. in the end I kind of resumed his thesis and continued best I could. It sucked, but I really want to graduate!
By mixedupminx - / Thursday 6 October 2016 14:11 / Netherlands - Wageningen
Loading data…