By "ztodaro" - / Friday 18 August 2017 20:00 /
Nina Say more :
Hi-ya folks! First let me just say, I'm super stoked because this is the first FML I've ever had published! Second, the back story is this: when I ordered the vacuum, I had just woken up from a dream I had while on sleeping pills so I was preeeetty drowsy. The dream involved vacuuming which is what inspired the shopping spree to begin with. Since I was so drowsy I was skimming over all the product...
By Nina - / Monday 24 July 2017 23:48 /
MommyMerida Say more :
OP here! Here's the full story. I live in Quebec, where we have basically two providers for telecommunication services, plus a few small redistributors. I'd had major issues with one of them in the past (another long story culminating with a phone rep yelling at me about how sometimes it's the customer's fault, admitting it was their fault once they finally listened to what I had to say and then their...
By Cancelling all services in 3, 2, 1... - / Wednesday 5 July 2017 15:57 /
milksquad Say more :
OP here! Dunno if I'll count as "verified" because I submitted the FML without signing up for an account. But it's all good! I'm actually glad that my bank is so thorough as I've had my debit card stolen before. This time around I was using Venmo which apparently isn't a certified merchant, or something? So they just had me confirm my personal details and it went through. Mainly FML because I was stressed...
By milksquad - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:41 / United States
holly_fly Say more :
Hey guys, OP here. Just to explain a little more, he got the position because it's a mechanic one, and he had a bit more experience than me (but only because his dad showed him some basic mechanic skills, and mine didn't... see the problem?) I think part of it also has to do with me being a girl and my parents don't think it's "proper" for a girl to be a mechanic. Anytime I try to talk to them they...
By improudbutreally - / Thursday 29 June 2017 12:21 /
By Enolay - / Saturday 24 June 2017 01:00 / United Kingdom - London
By FidoForever - / Tuesday 20 June 2017 22:00 /
BlueSteele220 Say more :
Hey OP here. actually it is a nice cabin. my sister -in- law and get husband rented out another cabin when they arrived so we wouldn't have to sleep on the couch. We would have for them, the other siblings made the arrangements. Turns out the couch is cooler than the room we have, but we also wanted intimacy..
By BlueSteele220 - / Friday 16 June 2017 10:02 /
By Planes, Trains and Automobiles - / Thursday 15 June 2017 16:00 /
By budgeter - / Wednesday 14 June 2017 06:00 / United States - Boston
carolferris Say more :
Hey everyone thanks for the help. I am not worries about them stealing from me because she will be moving out of the state. I have decided that after she moves out she will not be allowed to move back in, this is now the second time she did this to me. The first time I chalked up to her being 18. I think I am just in awe from the fact that she doesn't see how much of a dirt bag he is.
By carolferris - / Wednesday 14 June 2017 10:57 /
By Anon - / Sunday 11 June 2017 16:00 /
By ripped off and blown out - / Thursday 8 June 2017 00:00 /
Leira Ordet Say more :
Ah! My fml got posted and I had to make an account to elaborate lol. Ok so it's actually for my stepdad who has been in my life for the last 8 years and has done more for me than my biological father ever has. He's super into WoW and the keyboard in question IS a Merc Stealth and there is literally no substitute because the design is so unique.
By WhySteelSeries - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 13:45 /
By Look's like she's paying all of it now. - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 02:00 /
By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - / Thursday 1 June 2017 15:00 / United States - Houston

Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn't fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 June 2017 21:00 / Italy
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