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this is literally my first FML ever made, let alone published!!! This was really surprising to wake up to. But to elaborate a little bit more, yes i did have to stay and clean it up, but i did get paid to do it. The lady in the motor scooter did not make any purchases and walked out of the store right after it happened (walking perfectly fine), probably to avoid conflict. So no one got the chance to...
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FML - The follow-up

Today, a customer wanted a military discount for buying two 39 cent Slim Jims. I work at an auto parts store. FML

luvmypony Say more :
I can't give discounts on something so cheap. company policy
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FML - The follow-up

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

unsuspectingmom Say more :
Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz
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