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By Al - / Monday 22 June 2009 04:11 / United States
By Target / Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:42 / United States
Confession

Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

missblair Say more :
The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.
By missblair / Saturday 4 April 2009 07:41 / United States
By showerstupid - / Saturday 4 April 2009 08:04 / United States
Confession

Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML

WhiteCaribbean Say more :
BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
By WhiteCaribbean - / Monday 22 September 2014 19:38 / Saint Lucia
By UnluckyJulie - / Monday 2 November 2009 06:12 / United States
By ohno / Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:05 / United States
By rhya4n - / Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:27 / Denmark
By Username / Saturday 12 November 2011 21:42 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 August 2012 04:19 / United States
By Sad nerd - / Saturday 5 January 2013 17:09 / United Kingdom
By hackshack - / Friday 8 June 2012 19:45 / Brazil
By Justme - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 05:02 / United States
Confession

Today, I thought I'd save some money by doing my own electrical work. When I turned the power back on, it caught fire. FML

chewsef Say more :
OP here....I'm getting hammered on this one as I expected. Waiting on a electrician as we speak.
By chewsef / Tuesday 9 August 2016 03:22 / United States
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