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By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and once again my mom started shouting at me for ignoring her and never visiting. For context, I moved from London to Yorkshire to escape the evil cow. She not only found me, she bought the house next door to mine and moved in. I can’t afford to move again any time soon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 732
You deserved it 85

Same thing different taste

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Tell the police she's stalking and harassing you, and get a restraining order. Hopefully, she'd have to move again or, at the very least, she couldn't contact you or get near you anymore. Also, was she in your home? If so, how did she get in there? Might want to bring that up as well, if you didn't make her a key.

Now would be the time to try the most obnoxious hobbies possible. Do you like heavy metal? Accordion? Big loud dogs that love to dig holes? Homemade saunas where you jump naked in the snow when you feel warm enough? Clay shooting? How about a nice daily workout with all the grunts and noises? Sky (and city ordinances) is the limit!

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Tell the police she's stalking and harassing you, and get a restraining order. Hopefully, she'd have to move again or, at the very least, she couldn't contact you or get near you anymore. Also, was she in your home? If so, how did she get in there? Might want to bring that up as well, if you didn't make her a key.

Now would be the time to try the most obnoxious hobbies possible. Do you like heavy metal? Accordion? Big loud dogs that love to dig holes? Homemade saunas where you jump naked in the snow when you feel warm enough? Clay shooting? How about a nice daily workout with all the grunts and noises? Sky (and city ordinances) is the limit!