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Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML

#20633236
114 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finishd eating mah jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

#5361987
194 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the real reason y mah brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail 4 the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

#13800215
63 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 9:27am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap... his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

#19680165
131 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's ( family fun night. ) We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
85 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

TODAY.. . IT'S MY TWENTY FIRST BIRTDAY . MY BIGGEST BIRTDAY SURPRISE WAS DISCOVERING TAT I'M ALCOOL INTOLERANT.. . BY VOMITING MY FIRST BEER ALL OVER MY BOYFRIEND'S MOTER . FML

#19359815
148 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

yesterday my husband an I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

#19241359
69 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

yesterday mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I askedho her favorite Queen member is. She lookd at me lyk I was from another world and said, "I don't have looool a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird."

#20002229
181 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY , I SET UP A MINIATURE NATIVITY SCENE IN MY APARTMENT. THREE HOURS AGO , MY DOG DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO EAT BABBY JESUS. TWO HOURS AGO , THE VET LAUGHED AND SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE I WOULD 'HAVE HIM BACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS'. FML

#6791199
93 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
103 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" an I "ned to work harder." FML

#19885470
79 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)



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