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Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment.I've been writing on/off with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop a bit, to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was "..is so happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

#3279854
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15553) - you deserved it (53920)

On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by jake (man) - Denmark (Frederiksborg)

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15554) - you deserved it (4164)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

#19543754
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15550) - you deserved it (2230)

On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

#19440536
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15550) - you deserved it (1738)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

#20014690
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15547) - you deserved it (3194)

On 08/11/2012 at 2:21am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

#20134435
74 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by Miss Spasticator (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

#16144960
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15543) - you deserved it (26613)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by ClearOne (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

#19250645
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15543) - you deserved it (3159)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

#20076226
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15542) - you deserved it (1894)

On 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm - animals - by :,< - United States

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

#5876259
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15538) - you deserved it (43935)

On 10/18/2009 at 8:25am - misc - by presidont (woman) - Switzerland

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15537) - you deserved it (32892)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

#19743294
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15536) - you deserved it (1303)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I left with referrals to both a dermatologist and a mental health professional. FML

#19986925
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15535) - you deserved it (2084)

On 07/27/2012 at 5:24am - health - by lexithepirate - United States



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