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Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML
Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finishd eating mah jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML
yesterday mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I askedho her favorite Queen member is. She lookd at me lyk I was from another world and said, "I don't have looool a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird."
TODAY , I SET UP A MINIATURE NATIVITY SCENE IN MY APARTMENT. THREE HOURS AGO , MY DOG DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO EAT BABBY JESUS. TWO HOURS AGO , THE VET LAUGHED AND SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE I WOULD 'HAVE HIM BACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS'. FML
yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" an I "ned to work harder." FML
Friday 27 March 2015