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Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8406) - you deserved it (537)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (1598)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

beararm's comment : no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

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Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18263) - you deserved it (1320)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

uglyheadedbitch's comment : If they're stealing your stuff, either kick them out or move out, simple as that. FYL

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Today, I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turned in online days ago. I thought mine was well written and I'd even finished it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minutes of talking and feeling proud, I realized that I forgot to turn it in. FML

#21381740
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14637) - you deserved it (4750)

On 03/26/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Dwight Schrute - United States (California)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (2390)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

kenjenkei's comment : Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your vagina. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!

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Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16237) - you deserved it (1677)

On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23313) - you deserved it (3085)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23146) - you deserved it (3431)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21808) - you deserved it (2652)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (1527)

On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

#21381127
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22366) - you deserved it (1953)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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