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Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2045) - you deserved it (168)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5751) - you deserved it (418)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6786) - you deserved it (1253)

On 01/27/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by SurroundedByInbredsFromTheMountains (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

#21345278
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6746) - you deserved it (672)

On 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7716) - you deserved it (576)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8759) - you deserved it (634)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Exodiafinder687's comment : Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

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Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

#21345207
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8492) - you deserved it (566)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

#21345151
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7392) - you deserved it (596)

On 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by morning_glory - United States (California)

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

#21345047
69 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by NoTalkAllGame - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13433) - you deserved it (1633)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

amelitaliz's comment : She needs help and sensitivity right now. Poor thing. Sorry you have to go through this, OP!

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Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15279) - you deserved it (1953)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Welshite's comment : Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)

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Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML

#21345042
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14264) - you deserved it (3507) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/27/2015 at 6:45am - money - by LadyGrey -



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