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Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
39 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got stung by a bee. I'm highly allergic, so I ran inside to tell my father. His response? "Suck it up kid, life is gonna throw a lot harder things at you in the future." FML

#21435866
33 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 1:12pm - health - by FallenAngel2001 -

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
29 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9397) - you deserved it (813)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
41 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

DemHaxBro's comment : Say it is fine, and that bitches cant attend anyway

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Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

#21435758
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11043) - you deserved it (730)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

whycantisignup's comment : The problem is your boss forgot to offer sushi and challenge the client to a katana duel. He was obviously offended by this.

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Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

#21435503
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11601) - you deserved it (879)

On 07/02/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11787) - you deserved it (750)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Yazoo77's comment : 5$ for fake Ray bans glasses is still a good deal.

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Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

#21435425
51 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21486) - you deserved it (1006)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

#21435393
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16101) - you deserved it (1125)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:00pm - misc - by _whyy_mee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML



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