Today, my Maid of Honor and my fiancé got into a fight, I have a 103 temperature, and my wedding is tomorrow. I also found out that my future husband's plans for our honeymoon are "we're just going to see what happens." FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 5:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I almost choked on the engagement ring my boyfriend had hidden in my Big Mac. He thought it would be romantic because he "knows how much I love them." FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 4:42pm - love - by Koke (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, while in class, my friend spilled hot pink paint all over me. Not only did I have to walk home covered in paint, it clashed horribly with my outfit, and my new hair color raised more than a few eyebrows. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 4:17pm - misc - by ScaryyMary (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I popped a pimple before I went to work. On my lunch, I found a new pimple just under the previous one. I'm playing whac-a-mole with my face. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by TooOldForThis (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was supposed to wake up at 7:30AM to get to class on time. I'd set three different alarm clocks last night to ensure my waking up on time. When I woke up, I woke up naturally, refreshed, and quite surprised to be awake without the aid of alarms. The clock beside my bed, however, said it was 3:00PM. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by mischybelle (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:49am - love - by anon17 - United States
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:30am - misc - by ihateyouatt (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)
