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Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

#21285028
52 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

#21284997
46 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 1:32pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15161) - you deserved it (1143)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

alex_gen's comment : Should have been a seven hour drive without the woman who brutally rejected your marriage proposal.

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Today, my mom called and casually let me know she'd wrecked my iPad after putting it in the dryer with my bed sheets. FML

#21284691
74 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

#21284688
47 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

#21284649
70 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 9:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

#21284646
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21828) - you deserved it (1439)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (1606)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

iAmPaul's comment : That's extremely creepy.

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Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (1943)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

iAmPaul's comment : Report him. You're just as entitled to a break as everyone else.

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Today, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. FML

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

#21284412
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30215) - you deserved it (2362)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while reading 1984 on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27960) - you deserved it (2222)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (7446)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)



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