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Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
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I agree, your life sucks (2626) - you deserved it (300)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

#21382383
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (925) - you deserved it (103) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/27/2015 at 5:50am - love - by Anonyme - France (Bretagne)

Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML

#21382256
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5962) - you deserved it (1811)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:38am - work - by xorenae - United States (California)

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6173) - you deserved it (516)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

#21382238
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7309) - you deserved it (796)

On 03/27/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by elizacandle (woman) - United States

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7856) - you deserved it (1034)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7109) - you deserved it (3041)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18234) - you deserved it (1191)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

rachelfromtarget's comment : Well thats not a healthy relationship.

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Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (2155)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

beararm's comment : no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

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Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (1679)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

uglyheadedbitch's comment : If they're stealing your stuff, either kick them out or move out, simple as that. FYL

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Today, I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turned in online days ago. I thought mine was well written and I'd even finished it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minutes of talking and feeling proud, I realized that I forgot to turn it in. FML

#21381740
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18457) - you deserved it (6017)

On 03/26/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Dwight Schrute - United States (California)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21443) - you deserved it (2882)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)



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