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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

#19025150 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (474) - you deserved it (76)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

#19024888 (23)

I agree, your life sucks (550) - you deserved it (45)

On 02/08/2012 at 6:27am - misc - by 3.14 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parent's house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (1575) - you deserved it (193)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (1227) - you deserved it (199)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I announced the news to my boyfriend of 3 years asking him what he wanted the baby to be. He said, "a joke." FML

#19022238 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (1936) - you deserved it (580)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by hmm - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (1549) - you deserved it (441)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

#19020583 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (1943) - you deserved it (183)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm - money - by oceangirl - United States

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

#19020560 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (408) - you deserved it (1404)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by nickern (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (3093) - you deserved it (314)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (3244) - you deserved it (1917)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

#19017961 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (1110) - you deserved it (4244)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

#19017910 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (4676) - you deserved it (720)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

#19017248 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (3390) - you deserved it (566)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States



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