Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 10:43am - love - by safariboo - United States (Texas)
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday". He works in a bank and helps "capitalism consumerism" 364 days a year. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 3:14am - love - by estephi - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to tell me. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 12:50am - love - by Unknown (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
