Today, my husband told me that he is glad that our attempts to get pregnant have been unsuccessful, because he really doesn't want a child. Guess who's pregnant? FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 1:43am - love - by drew - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found my dog chewing on something crunchy. Not wanting him to choke, I reached into his mouth with my bare hand and pulled it out. It was a mouse head. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was super gluing some stuff, I got quite a bit of the glue on my hand. Not thinking, I rubbed my hand on the couch to get it off. My left hand was stuck to the couch for two hours until my husband came home. I'm missing some skin. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by twizzle21 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was feeling sick, so I decided to take a warm bath. Little did I know, my city's water system was flushing, and the tub was filled with red-brown, silty water. I'm even sicker now. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:46am - health - by H2eww (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by college kid - United States (Florida)
Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
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Today, I found out my father has a mistress. My mother didn't get mad. She said she cheated on him more than enough 22 years ago. I am 23. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ReallyTHANX (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out I am pregnant. My fiancé called off our engagement yesterday. Surprise! FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 4:35pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my parents and I decided to finally rent Avatar. Throughout the whole movie, my dad took it upon himself to talk. Annoyed, I asked him to shut up because this was a movie I really wanted to see. Instead, he patted my head and started teasing me about being so sensitive. I'm twenty and I'm still being treated like I'm five. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by missSensitive (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, I broke my nose while in a porta-potty. It wasn't my fault though; my friends outside tipped it over as a joke. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 3:44pm - health - by john1122 - United States
