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Today, I got a call from a potential employer. They spent five minutes explaining job duties and I listened with anticipation. Then they spent five minutes explaining why I wasn't the right person for the job. FML

#21367505
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (334) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/03/2015 at 7:28pm - work - by Kali (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML

#21367402
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1533) - you deserved it (124)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

#21367306
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1566) - you deserved it (83)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

#21367245
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18129) - you deserved it (1150)

On 03/03/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by WeAllHateHimNow - United States (Michigan)

flufee2's comment : I guess he didnt ACT accordingly

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Today, I received a rejection letter from a job I desperately wanted. Yesterday, the job offer I'd been stalling on in while waiting for news about this one expired. FML

#21367239
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12512) - you deserved it (4379)

On 03/03/2015 at 12:18pm - work - by badtiming (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

#21367193
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15282) - you deserved it (1121)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20073) - you deserved it (1188)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

starlandmarie's comment : I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

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Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18497) - you deserved it (1539)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19775) - you deserved it (1713)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17797) - you deserved it (6861)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

CreamGravy's comment : Doesn't matter, got paid?

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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21719) - you deserved it (4030)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19253) - you deserved it (2973)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18734) - you deserved it (2640) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong



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