Today, my roommate was complaining about a headache, so I offered her some aspirin. She looked at me like I was stupid and said, "Uh... That stuff's only for heart attacks." I'm living with an idiot. FML

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FML - The follow-up

Today, someone asked me what a landline is. FML

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OP here! I wasn't sure what category so I put kids. It was a senior in high school
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