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Today, I was at Starbucks and Snapchatting some friends, I got a very funny one from a friend and decided to screenshot. The camera sound went off and the lady in front of me thought I'd taken a pic of her ass and threw hot coffee in my face. FML

#21524772
54 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 10:42am - misc - by Conch - United States (Kansas)

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3867) - you deserved it (710)

On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
19 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

#21524711
14 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 5:42am - misc - by kimeatszombies - United States (California)

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
33 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

MsConfusedd's comment : Hopefully you complained and the hotel repaid you in full, that's so unprofessional and creepy.

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Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6029) - you deserved it (688)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3277) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

SmaxJax's comment : YDI, OP. People aren't there for you to sort.

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Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

#21524584
43 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 9:29pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

#21524514
42 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

kayposion's comment : How would that even work? Therapist: how's life? dog: ruff

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Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
42 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

#21524473
93 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by hannieannie - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
45 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
27 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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