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Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

#21346676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1298) - you deserved it (76)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

#21346656
21 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 4:00am - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3865) - you deserved it (375)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

#21346560
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3709) - you deserved it (353)

On 01/29/2015 at 11:53pm - work - by Eyalsh (man) - Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern)

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She proceeded to chat with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

#21346487
29 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I looked out my window to see my neighbor politely shovelling people's driveways. He skipped ours. Why? He likes our daughter but she doesn't like him back. FML

#21346462
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6518) - you deserved it (916)

On 01/29/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by EnderHorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

#21346352
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6948) - you deserved it (590)

On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8001) - you deserved it (3779)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

#21346273
45 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14397) - you deserved it (1638)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Welshite's comment : Now he can say with all honesty "like mother like daughter."

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Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13455) - you deserved it (1221)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML

#21346172
44 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm - misc - by John Doe (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

#21346090
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16001) - you deserved it (2193)

On 01/29/2015 at 7:56am - work - by vampyrate3562 (woman) - United Kingdom



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