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Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6509) - you deserved it (719)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6978) - you deserved it (536)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9336) - you deserved it (571)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10249) - you deserved it (603)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

worldclassrager's comment : How can OP deserve this? Did you set that couch on fire?

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Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12067) - you deserved it (1063)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12070) - you deserved it (2080)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Iwtumn's comment : I hope you guys aren't older than 12. Seriously, if you feel like you have to do trust tests that should tell you that your boy/girlfriend isn't the one for you and also that you aren't ready for a relationship.

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Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13384) - you deserved it (1476)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14500) - you deserved it (1879)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

qwertycode's comment : At least he's comfortable around you :]

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Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

#21436121
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13781) - you deserved it (4086)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13866) - you deserved it (3211)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18963) - you deserved it (1621)

On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16434) - you deserved it (2517)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17392) - you deserved it (3418)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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