Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 7:32pm - love - by Maxime (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 6:58pm - misc - by minauto - United States (Texas)
Today, my cat pissed all over my workclothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm - animals - by baxeh - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
↑ Readoll's comment : Absolutely stupid... YDI
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 1:21am - work - by FallCameEarly (man) - United States (California)
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
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On 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm - work - by Lori_ftw - United States (California)
Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML
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On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
↑ whatwhatindayeah's comment : this post makes me feel uncomfortable. I think you're harassing me. that's sexist. that's racist.
Today, my daughter asked me the difference between "their" and "they're". This is the same child I've been spending thousands of dollars on to send to law school. FML
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On 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
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On 02/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by IVOaf (woman) - United States
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