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Today, by some miracle, I made an almost full court shot during my high school basketball game. I was psyched, until the other coach tried to get the shot thrown out, stating, "None of his players has the skills to do that" as his excuse. The official agreed. FML

#21320231
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1418) - you deserved it (83)

On 12/19/2014 at 7:34am - misc - by NothinButDisappointment - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1083) - you deserved it (236)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8720) - you deserved it (588)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9457) - you deserved it (958)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

#21319860
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10514) - you deserved it (1270)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

#21319715
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17589) - you deserved it (2523)

On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

your_ma's comment : "Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?

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Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

#21319659
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17940) - you deserved it (1726)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22389) - you deserved it (1933)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

BI4ze's comment : Well that sucks. My Spanish teacher makes tests that even someone living in Spain couldn't pass...

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Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

AU_Lovebird's comment : That's horrible:( I'm sorry for your loss!

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Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML

#21319263
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19312) - you deserved it (7887)

On 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm - health - by Recovering Alcoholic - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (1998)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (4390)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML

#21319043
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (1543)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)



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