Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and I for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by SHARIFFO (man) - Palestinian Territory
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open it's stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 12:36am - money - by Tipless (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 12:34am - love - by achoooo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I proceeded to rip it off, I pulled very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States
Today, I went to meet a potential client at StarBucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other StarBucks. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:14pm - work - by CoffeeBoy (man) - United States (Nevada)
