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Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

#21117710
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On 04/20/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by why?? (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5365) - you deserved it (534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8894) - you deserved it (597)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18728) - you deserved it (1926)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

#21117292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18661) - you deserved it (2120)

On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

skyeyez9's comment : Which you then thanked your mother for inheriting her "superior genetics."

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Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

#21117173
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19647) - you deserved it (1497)

On 04/19/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by reb (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Welshite's comment : At least you stood up for yourself. It's your life, and your decision. They have no right to demand such things.

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Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

#21116951
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22513) - you deserved it (2243)

On 04/19/2014 at 3:44am - misc - by crappy - United States

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (3818)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Welshite's comment : Silent, but deadly.

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Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

#21116666
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25433) - you deserved it (4526)

On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

#21116653
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (1973)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by you'vegotmail(not) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

#21116600
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21461) - you deserved it (25235)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

#21116585
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26419) - you deserved it (2634)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

#21116561
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25082) - you deserved it (2386)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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