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Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

#21345785
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I agree, your life sucks (125) - you deserved it (23)

On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

#21345740
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (454) - you deserved it (58)

On 01/28/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by amyhyett - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

#21345710
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2044) - you deserved it (277)

On 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm - misc - by lolcat97 - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

#21345701
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1556) - you deserved it (997)

On 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm - misc - by WildShortstop13 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11793) - you deserved it (902)

On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11580) - you deserved it (884)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

#21345533
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13956) - you deserved it (1249)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:51am - love - by anonpbc (woman) - United States (Kansas)

DrMario_'s comment : He used you for your discount.

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Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14015) - you deserved it (1239)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16082) - you deserved it (1292)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

The_Big_Boss's comment : "I didn't really want to give you it"

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Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
89 comments

ruckfules85's comment : $100 says she didn't even crack a smile.

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Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

#21345278
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14799) - you deserved it (1518)

On 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16208) - you deserved it (1134)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (1221)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)



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