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Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

#21461347
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2583) - you deserved it (200)

On 08/27/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by des - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

#21461344
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (973) - you deserved it (3683)

On 08/27/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after an 8-month wait, I had my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

#21461571
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5504) - you deserved it (329) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2015 at 12:42pm - misc - by Mush - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

#21461323
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6380) - you deserved it (467)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - work - by myanmarkaviar (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

#21461322
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5663) - you deserved it (371)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by lefthandspanker (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

#21461314
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5295) - you deserved it (425)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

#21461306
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13012) - you deserved it (669)

On 08/27/2015 at 11:36am - kids - by JDCH_99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

#21461274
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12374) - you deserved it (1075)

On 08/27/2015 at 8:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

losesitall's comment : Family. You can't pick um

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Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16091) - you deserved it (1327)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TMramrod's comment : That's enough internet for today.

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Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

#21461238
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13079) - you deserved it (3614)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

nutella4life's comment : should've kept your mouth shut, OP

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Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

#21461236
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17194) - you deserved it (988)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:23am - misc - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

#21461220
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14632) - you deserved it (1102)

On 08/27/2015 at 2:46am - misc - by philip708 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

#21461075
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15397) - you deserved it (1042)

On 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm - kids - by tortureromoretorture - United States (New York)



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