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Today, our company was being visited by one of our biggest clients, a rich Japanese businessman. My boss wanted to honour him by welcoming him while wearing a kimono in the reception area of our building. The client was in a suit and tie, and I don't think he'll be back. FML

#21435759
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1601) - you deserved it (200) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/03/2015 at 12:32am - work - by Bart - Sent from mobile version

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

#21435503
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1559) - you deserved it (132)

On 07/02/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2949) - you deserved it (218)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

#21435425
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5045) - you deserved it (796)

On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (713)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

XxReddragonxX's comment : how can they not tell the difference?

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Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

#21435393
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11941) - you deserved it (821)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:00pm - misc - by _whyy_mee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

catherine012's comment : As bad as it may sound, you should still talk to her about it. She may be going through some serious issues you are not aware of.

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Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16467) - you deserved it (1032)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

#21435204
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14971) - you deserved it (2074)

On 07/02/2015 at 1:53am - intimacy - by mirandale (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

heirofhope's comment : Well, he didn't lie, you were surprised.

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Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16057) - you deserved it (6017)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

#21435249
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16118) - you deserved it (1921) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2015 at 12:30am - misc - by Smeagogole - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17619) - you deserved it (1014)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15899) - you deserved it (1315)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)



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