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Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

#21433955
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (488) - you deserved it (22)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (808) - you deserved it (61)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1518) - you deserved it (96)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, a woman came through drive-thru and placed a long order while screaming at her kids in back. When we forgot a doughnut, she became enraged, threw her iced coffees at me, told me I was a no-life and that I always get her order wrong. It's my first day and I was only giving her the order. FML

#21433884
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1603) - you deserved it (98)

On 06/29/2015 at 3:40pm - work - by CoffeeGirl (woman) - United States

Today, my fiance heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

#21433819
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12947) - you deserved it (905)

On 06/29/2015 at 1:30pm - love - by rinakitty94 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my computer takes so long to start up, it goes into sleep mode before I can type in my password. FML

#21433801
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12397) - you deserved it (1370)

On 06/29/2015 at 12:39pm - misc - by slowcomputer - Canada (Ontario)

Cavenyanson's comment : What, have you never woken up and fell back asleep before you could get out of bed?

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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

#21433696
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15795) - you deserved it (1817)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:28am - love - by sleepingonmydesk (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML

#21433680
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17332) - you deserved it (1168)

On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

assurant's comment : unless the pillow is made of solid gold then they are a selfish brat. FYL

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Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

#21433516
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (18699)

On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

lantz4levi's comment : You probably should have at least checked with somebody before assuming it was fake

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Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML

#21433513
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16882) - you deserved it (1105)

On 06/28/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by CaptainFluffyPaw (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed a rash of insect bites on the backs of my thighs and buttocks. Upon further investigation, it appears that the inside of the chair in my work cubicle is infested with bedbugs. I'm too paranoid to sit in any work chair now. There are 12 hours left in my shift. FML

#21433237
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17786) - you deserved it (1129)

On 06/28/2015 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17569) - you deserved it (2924)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML

#21433102
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16731) - you deserved it (1633)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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