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Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager tells me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML

#21269405
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (369) - you deserved it (35)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:56am - work - by rejected - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

#21269342
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2634) - you deserved it (4842)

On 10/02/2014 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

#21269205
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6714) - you deserved it (1006)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7348) - you deserved it (871)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

#21268936
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10362) - you deserved it (22905)

On 10/01/2014 at 12:53pm - misc - by ThatNewCarSmell (woman) - United States (California)

revan546's comment : Why didn't you just open all the windows? It wouldn't smell that bad..

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Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

#21268628
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24878) - you deserved it (2829)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

CryosFear's comment : Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P

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Today, my co-worker told me that my other co-worker is in the process of getting a divorce. I got really excited because his marriage is very toxic. He overheard me say, "He deserves that divorce!" I meant it in a good way, but I don't think he took it that way. FML

#21268618
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21183) - you deserved it (7228)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:20pm - work - by oopsydaisy (woman) - United States

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

#21268609
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22387) - you deserved it (1626)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

#21268536
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24918) - you deserved it (5116)

On 09/30/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

TheOnlyMizLiv's comment : I hope you got the chance to spit in it anyway.

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28976) - you deserved it (8913)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

#21268375
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29463) - you deserved it (2025)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:46pm - health - by Tampax - Spain (Castilla-La Mancha)

Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

#21268339
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31232) - you deserved it (2893)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

#21268173
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29418) - you deserved it (3594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/29/2014 at 11:08pm - kids - by super maman - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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