Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)
Today, after being on my feet all day at work, I had to stand for a whole hour on the train because the one free seat left was occupied by a guy using it as a recliner. When I asked him to move, he replied, "No way, lady. I need room for my junk." FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 12:15pm - misc - by greatbucketsofwank (woman) - United States
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)
Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against the hood because a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed with the cops, and won't handle the "excessive force" case I threatened the police with. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States
Today, my piano teacher complimented my song, calling it great. I was proud and thanked him, then realized he was being sarcastic. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States
Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)
Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 6-year-old son spotted a bumper sticker that said, "Get any closer and I'll fart." He thought this was so hilarious that he had to repeat it to everyone he met. Including my doctor, my grandma, and my boss at "bring your kid to work day." FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Mary (woman) - United States
Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by faitoh - United Kingdom (Lisburn)
↑ flockz's comment : fuck my life i'm a colossal douche.
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