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Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

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On 07/05/2015 at 11:54pm - love - by Fgjvshnb - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
38 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
23 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

#21436862
57 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

#21436861
38 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
57 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
80 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: 'Take a stand against bullying!' This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
33 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
33 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
105 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

random2212's comment : Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

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Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
44 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

DomiLove's comment : You're too good for them op

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Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
48 comments

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On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
42 comments

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On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

muarif's comment : Well, yeah. Showering is damn risky thing to do!

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