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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

#21224360
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On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

#21224311
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1991) - you deserved it (320)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

#21224233
31 comments

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On 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
96 comments

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On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

mif's comment : It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.

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Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

#21223790
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19284) - you deserved it (4167)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

#21223478
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (1993)

On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
138 comments

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On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

NinjaDitto623's comment : How do you just forget that?!?!

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

#21223358
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33088) - you deserved it (4341)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

UnknownUser227's comment : Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep

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Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

#21223271
65 comments

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On 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm - work - by dorrisdoes - New Zealand

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Today, I almost passed out choking in front of my friends, because I was laughing too hard at my own pathetic joke while eating. FML

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

#21222884
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (6489)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:16am - work - by Scotty (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. FML

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