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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
60 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4807) - you deserved it (723)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8036) - you deserved it (1587)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Kayloe's comment : The word "No" should become a staple in your vocabulary.

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Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
46 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
57 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

odamaliekh's comment : Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

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Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
84 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

lovelockdown23's comment : I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9847) - you deserved it (1150)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (1303)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
62 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16073) - you deserved it (1418)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
52 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

#21435758
84 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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