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Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1088) - you deserved it (76)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1894) - you deserved it (134)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: 'Take a stand against bullying!' This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1791) - you deserved it (141)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1895) - you deserved it (195)

On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14305) - you deserved it (1016)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13431) - you deserved it (938)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

DomiLove's comment : You're too good for them op

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Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15334) - you deserved it (1941)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16414) - you deserved it (1319)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16134) - you deserved it (1024)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17963) - you deserved it (1011)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

worldclassrager's comment : How can OP deserve this? Did you set that couch on fire?

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Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17954) - you deserved it (1720)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18026) - you deserved it (3228)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Iwtumn's comment : I hope you guys aren't older than 12. Seriously, if you feel like you have to do trust tests that should tell you that your boy/girlfriend isn't the one for you and also that you aren't ready for a relationship.

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Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17592) - you deserved it (2034)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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