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Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

#21385728
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On 04/01/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by megan - United States (Florida)

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' joke on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

#21385709
24 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 1:46pm - work - by TecheyTim - United States (New York)

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML

#21385588
32 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 12:20pm - misc - by curseyousuperman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
104 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Zelphoric's comment : THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

#21385195
124 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Peter_Ohnigian's comment : Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

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Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

#21385144
48 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
102 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Miss_Moody23's comment : C'mon moderators, you've got one job!

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Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
25 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, I was siting in a library when a cute boy approached me, so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me what I was reading, I said I was revising for an English test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

#21384778
41 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by ip7 - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

#21384707
86 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
163 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
55 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
85 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)



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