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2day ma broter mentioned ma dad's birtday party. I said, "Wat party?" He said, "Sit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own fater doesn't want me at is party. FML

#21385144
37 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

TODAY, ON MAH DAY OFF, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MAH BOSS ASKING Y I WASN'T AT WORK YET. AFTER GETTING DRESSED AND AN HOUR-LONG TRAIN RIDE LATER, I GOT THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S PRANK. I HAD TO TAKE THE TRAIN BACK HOME. REAL FML

#21384991
62 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Miss_Moody23's comment : C'mon moderators, you've got one job!

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Today, a really drunk couple staggerd into the store I work at. One of them yelld at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell ushere the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
19 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today , I was siting in a libraryhen a cute boy approached me , so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me wat I was reading , I said I was revising for a english test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

#21384778
36 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by ip7 - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... I was fred from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently... working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. mega FML

#21384707
80 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

timb1234's comment : Its not like your running a underground fitness club

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Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook 4 peopleho have been "hurt" by me . FML

#21384648
150 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

ajlopez's comment : Did you like the page?

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Today... I am seven months pregnant with my thrd child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. big fat FML

#21384638
49 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
83 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me , then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later , her boyfriend calls me , yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
98 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool . One student cummed out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet . FML

#21384585
66 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, and pratty much avary day, my co-workar takas off har shoas whila working. Tha small of har faat makas ma dizzy. I don't know if sha's oblivious to tha fact that har faat stink, or sha just doasn't cara. It's affacting tha quality of my work. FML

#21384560
71 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

2day it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

#21384513
64 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found out that when buying mah $500 dollar dress I putted mah address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
52 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)



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