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Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

#14046266
99 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
227 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML

#17515191
74 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

#10802234
118 comments

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On 05/27/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Nchristine - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

#18466137
70 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by O__o (woman) - United States

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

#8471293
189 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after months of looking, my fiancé and I finally signed a lease. We are using my savings to pay for it. This apparently poses a "moral dilemma" for my in-laws who think we should wait to be married. I'm paying for an apartment I'm not allowed to live in. FML

#13179613
164 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 2:33am - money - by sauce - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

#17106364
87 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 10:17am - work - by alek - United States

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

#13182714
51 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

#12450514
76 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML

#21442412
125 comments

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On 07/16/2015 at 2:56am - money - by JustOutofCollegeAndBroke - United States (California)

Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML

#19864219
107 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Christina (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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