Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Do it yourself, then

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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Gross

By seriously_CAT - 21/10/2015 02:26

Today, I had to try to convince my roommate that, yes, you do need to use dish soap when you hand wash dishes because of bacteria in old food. She still won't believe me, insisting that, "There's no such thing as bacteria in food." FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Gross out

By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 September 2020 22:50

In this environment of "what-about-ism", it's close enough. This is why society is collapsing.

genuinegoodguy 9

Tuesday 22 September 2020 23:31

Are you both single?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 September 2020 22:50

In this environment of "what-about-ism", it's close enough. This is why society is collapsing.

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 23 September 2020 5:49

Society isn’t anywhere near close to collapsing.....

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 23 September 2020 20:09

On what planet do you live?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 September 2020 5:59

Tell me this next year.

genuinegoodguy 9

Tuesday 22 September 2020 23:31

Are you both single?

samomaha 17

Wednesday 23 September 2020 3:54

Um, yeah. The two are exactly on the same level.

raven_of_azarath 34

Wednesday 23 September 2020 5:46

Not really? One is basic hygiene, one is common decency. Not putting dishes in the dishwasher (assuming they’re rinsed of course) is nowhere near as bad as spreading viruses or bacteria such as E. coli, the flu, or covid 19 that could kill someone.

haimynameis 9

Wednesday 23 September 2020 10:33

Leaving food on plates to rot is way worse on so many levels. If you have a dishwasher, that's just next level laziness F your roommates life, and good for her for that solid comeback.

Madison Gliosci 16

Wednesday 23 September 2020 20:59

You really think leaving bits of food on a plate for a few days is worse than leaving bits of urine and feces on one’s hands after using the bathroom? Do they not have hand soap where you’re from? Is not washing hands the norm?

Nic1330 5

Thursday 24 September 2020 16:27

who actually washes their hands after peeing? you and your roommate are both wrong

Skanker 5

Saturday 26 September 2020 10:38

Today, I had to actually stop washing my hands after going to the bathroom to force my roommate to wash her dishes. I can’t believe it came to this. FML