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Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
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On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

#19566748
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On 05/03/2012 at 12:39am - love - by homealone (man) - Canada

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

#18440924
117 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by smileytheface - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

#20950083
62 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 9:00am - intimacy - by xomelodygervais (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

#20108910
113 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57am - work - by Johnnogood (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

#21373875
109 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

#21493507
68 comments

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On 11/17/2015 at 5:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML

#20441192
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On 01/03/2013 at 5:36pm - misc - by millavitsa - Ukraine

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

#7095154
52 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 12:33am - work - by JSterl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
91 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
127 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
148 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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