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Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

#20068805
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I agree, your life sucks (23182) - you deserved it (3279)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

#13873567
111 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

#12833502
129 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

#18295282
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On 11/20/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by NoThanksGrandma (woman) -

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

#21345740
40 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by amyhyett - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

#19011157
84 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

#19417641
77 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by nobrows (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

#20039086
31 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

#5819831
27 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was called into work to fix up their projection system. I drove 40 kilometers in peak hour to get there. As soon as I parked my car and was about to walk in, I got a phone call saying "Don't worry, we fixed it, you don't have to come in." FML

#6182229
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:37pm - work - by chiraag87 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
90 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

#14113537
77 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML

#19728226
123 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 6:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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