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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (26112)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

#21432771
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (3420)

On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

#18272424
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (2166)

On 11/17/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tnh - United States

Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML

#6733477
64 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by soy_un_perderdor (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (5087)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

#19687702
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27050) - you deserved it (4574)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27048) - you deserved it (6489)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML

#21433097
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27048) - you deserved it (2423)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

#20077513
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:56am - misc - by raesos91 - United States (Texas)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (5890)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27045) - you deserved it (3836)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (1952)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

#13776562
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (2693)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by snitcheyes (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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