Work: Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator.... - FML

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By klorgren3 - 21/05/2016 22:48 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator. One call in "Thank you for calling *retail store* how can I help you"... FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 7:00

ROFL, Sorry OP but as a contact centre operator myself, I've been there, done that when changing jobs. Especially when new to the position. (That along with thanking someone for calling when I've made the call) I just hope the person with the emergency didn't take offence.

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False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 7:00

ROFL, Sorry OP but as a contact centre operator myself, I've been there, done that when changing jobs. Especially when new to the position. (That along with thanking someone for calling when I've made the call) I just hope the person with the emergency didn't take offence.

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