Work: Today, my boss told me that I'd be fired if I "faked" being sick... - FML

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By PhoenixChick - 05/05/2016 13:01 - United States - Champaign

Today, my boss told me that I'd be fired if I "faked" being sick again. I was in the ER for six hours. FML.

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