By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi
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By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi
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By Grandson - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Ontario
By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 22:21 - United Kingdom - Derry
By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach
OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!
By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe
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By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt
By Naomi - 10/11/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London
OP here! A lot of these comments are hilarious! Thanks for that and for those that showed us some support and sympathy. We started trick or treating at 5:15. Apparently trick or treating kicks up in our neighborhood around 6/6:30. Now I know. When I went trick or treating when I was younger, everyone started around 4 and people were prepared. Besides, how hard is it put some candy in a bowl? Also, some people commented about why a 2.5 year old needs candy, he doesn't, but we went for the experience. Luckily, we rebounded and had a fun Halloween after that incident.