racerboy102

Glitter seems cool in theory, but in reality? It's just one huge FML that, if not handled properly, you will never be able to escape and that you'll be seeing it in your dreams for the rest of eternity.

Glitter seems cool in theory, but in reality? It's just one huge FML that, if not handled properly, you will never be able to escape and that you'll be seeing it in your dreams for the rest of eternity.

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Today, my mom asked me to back up her phone. When I downloaded all of her pictures and checked to make sure they were all saved, I accidentally saw the topless photos she's been sexting my dad. I can erase the files, but not the images in my mind. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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Today, based on the significant time I spend at work, my phone is automatically labeling my work destination as my home destination and my home destination as my workplace. FML

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Today, according to my mother, who is only 19 years older than me and raised me by herself, I was conceived in a satanic ritual to honour the Horned God and have at least 4 potential fathers. She was too stoned to remember the actual number or their names. FML

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