By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.