By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park
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Her maid of honor is already married, and she's not getting married for the second time. I just married her brother. And btw, I'm planning her wedding with her mother, not her.
Bathtime for two
By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth
By Chamorru - 11/08/2012 17:53 - Finland - Espoo
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I originally wrote this FML :( haha you just worded it better than me. My friends stuck me with a 500 dollar bar tab.
By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States
Is this part of the test?
By Samantha - 16/08/2012 22:36 - United States - Holt
By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow
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Who am I? Who are you?
By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn
By stupidbullcrêpe - 20/08/2012 22:06 - Brazil - Santos
By ThisGirl - 21/08/2012 02:30 - United States - Kennesaw
By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix
Going to answer major questions here: I'm a college kid. I live alone and have a small fridge. I shop at Walmart with coupons and that's how I managed to fill my fridge on $100. I have AEP and the power was on for a bit before it went back off (not enough time for the fridge to get cold again) so I assumed I was okay. Apparently it was a "test run" I borrowed coolers from family and got some ice. I just moved here a few weeks ago and haven't met many new people so I'm stuck at my house. Thank you for the well wishes and crossing my fingers that it's back sooner than anticipated!