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By laststand11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington
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By laststand11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington
By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 14:17 - Canada - Cochrane
By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston
By opinaise - 02/08/2012 13:00 - France - Toulouse
By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States
By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru
By Missusluv313 - 17/09/2012 11:25 - United States - Merrillville
Hello everyone! Yes, he was joking. I just didn't find that shit funny. And he actually is a good doctor. But to make up for it, he gave me extra time off from work. I don't think he would do that to/for everybody, but I work at that hospital.
By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney
By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon
By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto
By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 04:14 - United States
By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States
By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland
By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis
By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin
By Sad ex-wife - 21/09/2012 15:11 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.