By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom
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Aeori's favorite FMLs
By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States
By wellthatsawkward - 30/12/2011 06:35 - United States
By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States
By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States
jku tells us more.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada
By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China
dragonmirado tells us more.
I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!
Snarky
By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States
Do that again
By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada
The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By jenni6488 - 22/02/2012 07:56 - United Kingdom
By Eric - 27/02/2012 21:58 - United States
By sadgirl - 28/02/2012 15:51 - Netherlands
By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 06:40 - Australia - Saint Marys
By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto
anniemeece tells us more.
Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg
By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa
Potterheads, man…
By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France
Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.