Desperate for D
By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia
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By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States
By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States
By lolomg - 08/09/2011 01:22 - New Zealand
By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States
By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States
By bluestarr1 - 10/09/2011 05:15 - United States
I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.
By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States
By FullOfNick - 10/09/2011 07:11 - United States
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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom
By fashionista1787 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Penkkis - 13/09/2011 06:11 - Finland
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By anonymous - 14/09/2011 00:07 - United States
Did it say the bird died? Lol