Call the cops
By sammatthews2007 - /
Wednesday 25 February 2009 03:21 /
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By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 22 April 2015 14:14 /
United States - Athens
Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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