By SakuraBreeze - 26/09/2011 05:18 - United States
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Tony Soprano?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - York
Nope
By frenchpie - 17/05/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of
Realistic
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By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States
Erm, thanks?
By ninnang - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu
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By ManderDander - 05/09/2015 18:48 - United States - San Francisco
TMI
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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 19:20 - United States
False alarm
By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States
Fetishes come in all sizes
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Gassy
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poncho55 tells us more.
By ktpnothappening - 03/04/2016 16:03 - United States - North Augusta
ktpnothappening tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here. To clear things up, the warrant is for CDV and when hes arrested a no contact order will be in place. It wasn't a fun night. Our marriage wasn't doing well already because of his control issues, we were trying to work it out. After another argument, I told him we can't work this out, and my feelings had changed towards him. We went to bed with intentions of making a plan to start our separation the next day. He woke me up in the middle of the night to continue fighting, I told him we could talk about it in the morning. I guess he didn't like that, so he took it out on my face and threw me around like a rag doll. He tried to stop me from calling the cops, but I was able too. He decided to leave while I was on the phone with the police, taking all my cash and cards with him. I'm not perfect but I was a good wife and a pretty decent person, I didn't deserve it, no one does. Most of our arguments ended because he would start yelling and scare me into silence, I didn't want to live like that anymore. Anyway, hoped that cleared up some of the questions. A divorce is started, I'm relocating and leaving everything. I just want a happy, normal life.
By neednewdeoderant - 14/12/2011 02:39 - United States
Fierce kitty
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Miami
By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton
Fight! Fight! Fight!
By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids
It's the thought that counts
By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale
What did you expect?
By parasheeeet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Birmingham
Flying high
By jkim - 08/09/2014 17:56 - United States - San Diego
Profit!
By rewarded - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India
By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States
Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad
By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States
Thanks Mom
By megangubler - 26/05/2014 22:34 - United States - Schaumburg
By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas
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No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.