Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?
reetah 0
well, did you get the job?
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allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?
poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0
LOLLLL they'd better have...
tellithowitis 13
they obviously liked it if they didnt say anything:D
reetah 0
well, did you get the job?
sparda4355 0
If they didn't move the whole time... they LIKED IT! You got the job! :)
hi5534 3
lol, you a job, he got a job, win win XD
BTK4399 14
Probably not
sarah8909 0
Well if they let you do it throughout the whole interview without asking what you were doing/telling you to stop, i'd say you're in! ;)
Duckasaurus 0
Did you get the job?
Shizden 0
Atleast you weren't rubbing their you-know-what.
ravinderkaler 0
you-know-what? you mean ... hands?
monkeyz0r 0
you fail
Colby_Colbert 0
did you suck his yamsack too????
lmmmr 0
Yamsack? Really?
ncochrum 0
duh. don't you?
mattmag 0
What the **** is a yamsack?
opendaz 0
hahaha sweet! i love convos ...yes "convos" is an english word! .just google... um, i think u are in for the job coz the means whoever did interview liked it! keep rubbing, who knows :)
awesomeamandas 37
if you have to specify that what you are saying is an actual word, maybe don't use that word.
omigod 0
the interviewer prolly enjoyed it. if not, he/she would've at least said something
f_u_u_f_f 0
wait, and they didn't go "um, please move your leg"? How rude of them. Even in the office, if somebody is being intolerably strange, I will call them on it. Politely of course.
kpearsall 0
Agreed, very strange that they didn't tell you to stop. If you do get offered that job I'd think twice, you might just end up getting harassed all the time because they think they can get away with it.
inflagranti 0
congrats for your new job !