Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML
Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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SeventhFonons 0
Wow, he's a prick
peter_man 0
lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.
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Comments (94)
SeventhFonons 0
Wow, he's a prick
yashack 0
hey he's one smart oldie!
My2864 1
you couldve lied n said you were to busy
kotabones 0
Bazinga! Now go shit on his floor and rub it in or let dish soap dry on said tile waiting for him to exit the shower with wet feet. His hip was bound to break eventually
Blackdemon 0
That sucks.... you should kill him
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
by throwing a tile at him!!
tehukiso 0
She doesn't have to kill him because he's old. Take solace in the fact that he'll die soon and you'll keep truckin along =P.
J1bbl3 3
A tile is faster.
jaeilssanguh 0
UncleMuscles 5
Your wise words are the entity that is wisdom, oh, great Enlightened One.
wtfkeyhole2pro 0
lol I want neighbors like you.
peter_man 0
lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.
barnhill 0
you should crack his floor tiles or do something...Don't take that lying down...pun intended Don't think this a FYL...more of a YDI for being a douce bag and getting ripped off...
velcro62 0
so she deserved it? explain: i'd really like to know why she deserves this.
laugh_boy 0
she was actually asked to doing her spend time by cleaning a gross senior's bathroom that something i wouldn't do even for money. therefore, that's most unselfish ever i seen and yet u called her douchebag. you r idiot.
Bansheethekilla 2
I agree, she should have been paid she scrubbed those tiles like it were her life line and she did not get paid. How does that make her a douche bag
LyricaSilvan 30
"Gross senior"? What are you, 2? Elderly folks are still people, asshole. How would you like it if someone called your grandma gross?
Geist_fml 0
and thats when you should haev pissed on the tiles.
yeahsurre 0
i agree #7
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
the old man already did, YELLOW TILES
keyairia 0
you should have just said they were white and blamed it because of his bad eye sight. :)
JrWriter 2
Never trust your neighbour, i dont :)
prettykitty123 0
Ew I'd never clean a bathroom unless its my own, that would be beneath me. FYL indeed.
sacredpoppy 0
LOL. "It's beneath me." Arrogant much?
towell777 0
kinda. maybe they just think about what is on other peoples tiles like bacteria.
ndawgg 6
She was trying to do something nice for her neighbor.