Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.
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Docbee 11
If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'
BntyHntrSeattle 30
13- Really? It's actually quite common (unfortunately)。
kakarot2 11
^weirdo
quickcynic 6
Some peoples bodies react to stress by causing all bodily functions to speed up, possibly overloading all senses and then throwing up.
Aloyese 11
Ooh. Activities (;
Eluveitie 9
No^
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
How cute.
rfvyhn 14
OP, It's because you think he is too good for you. You need to change your self-esteem. Once on a date with a cute girl I was so nervous that I actually threw up. It took time for me to understand that my worries were vain, as it turned out that she were a quiet silly person.
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.
EpicSquishii 21
Trust me. Guys dig that shit.
crackmore278 13
You've been with guys who have weird fetishes then.
EpicSquishii 21
Be that as it may or may not. I was obviously not being serious.
apax 9
Do I make you nervous?
The_F3rris 11
Hella hella hella nervous? Nervous nervous?
samcro3 8
But its adorable!
Freethaawave 19
If you're nervous just be like Ariel the Mermaid.. Smile & nod.
Welshite 40
I act like Scar from The Lion King whenever I go out. For some reason, my dates don't appreciate it.
Freethaawave 19
Haha as long as you don't try to pick up dates like Jafar does
PenguinBitch 44
Just don't confuse the fork with a hair brush. :3
dinocookie 5
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave
wlddog 14
Just pretend you are naked. No wait, that may make it worse. Pretend he is naked. Hmmm. Still not better. Ok, just be named when he comes to pick you up. He will love that.
wlddog 14
LoL.. Not named, naked.
zandalee 20
I prefer named....;)
klutz44 28
I prefer naked....;)
challan 19
Op, you'll be fine, hang in there! Remember that he is just as nervous, if not more so! Just have fun!
brittyboo123 35
I get like that sometimes too OP and I've been with the same person for two years! Just try not to think about it in the moment, like on the day, just keep your mind busy and drink water. You should be fine as soon as you see him and start having a great time. :) Good luck!
BellaBelle_fml 23
I have been with my husband for almost a year now, and married for five months. Yes, I know, our relationship escalated quickly. But we have known each other for ten years so we already had a friendship and I knew him well enough to know that he really is a great man. I still get butterflies almost every time I see him or even think about him. I still get somewhat nervous when I am near him at times. I still get a tad shaky every once in a while. I still can't seem think straight whenever I am in his presence. I still mix up my words when speaking to him and sometimes even when I'm texting him. I still get a little shy when we are intimate, but trust me, it definitely does not effect our 'bonding'. I still catch myself gazing at him. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I think it is healthy to still get all mushy-gushy around your partner after you have been with them for a long period of time. It just reinforces my relationship with my husband, not that I truly need it because I am confident in our relationship. It feels so amazing to have the same reactions towards him as I did at the very beginning of our relationship. It reinforces the fact that I am still very much attracted to my husband. And that's a pretty damn good feeling to have!
soovyl 18
That actually helped me as well. After your nerves calm and you've been with him for a few minutes, it will all be fine. Just enjoy yourself! And remember, there's always bathrooms if you need any
darlinjai 18
Learn how to control your breathing. and if you need to puke...excuse yourself