Kids, Relatable and Cute: First amendment issue

First amendment issue

By God please make it stop - 03/08/2023 22:00

Today, my four year-old son has reached the phase where yelling random words is funny. I can't go five minutes without hearing, "CHICKEN NUGGET!" or "KALAMAZOO!" or "STINKY SOCKS!" FML

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Thursday 3 August 2023 22:53

At least it’s better than “shit.”

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Thursday 3 August 2023 23:03

Take him to Kalamazoo. He will soon think it's not so ******' funny!

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poopface82 23

Thursday 3 August 2023 22:53

At least it’s better than “shit.”

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 23:03

Take him to Kalamazoo. He will soon think it's not so ******' funny!

cuz803 44

Thursday 3 August 2023 23:11

Gotta love being a parent, right?!?!?! 🤢🤢

Bogrbon 27

Friday 4 August 2023 9:58

I’m in my 30’s. I mean, timing is the key to comedy, and a 4-yr old needs to learn that, but random words can definitely be funny. Or am I just really immature? Fucitol. Shitake Mushrooms. Bumfuzzle. Cattywumpus.