Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
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Top comments
TheBookWyrm 18
She's a pubescent girl. She'll get over it. Maybe sometime you two can look back on it and laugh.
Driving_Gaming 22
Don't worry about her. She's just jealous.
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Comments (94)
TheBookWyrm 18
She's a pubescent girl. She'll get over it. Maybe sometime you two can look back on it and laugh.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Even though she is a young girl, it is also extremely annoying. I have sisters that have a crush on my boyfriend. It's awful, haha.
iLike2Teabag 27
Sisters, as in more than 1? Damn
IndicaPaincakes 28
Yeah, three actually. Haha
xChaos 29
Shit, how old are they?
IndicaPaincakes 28
5, 9, and 12.
fsomelife 26
#1 - they prbly thought so in Atonement, too...
greekk 21
Don't worry she's a kid still.. not really a fml lol
Established 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Guessing it's a bit young for one of them ****-related threesomes?
EverestMelting 23
Yes, that is illegal. In almost every way. Congrats on being creepy for the day.
Zebediabolical 45
Whether or not it's illegal would depend on how old the sibling and fiance are.
engineerosaurus 26
It says in the post that the sibling is 12, which makes it illegal. Learn to read.
originaljosh 11
im the only one who died of laughter when reading this?
Zebediabolical 45
OP and OP's fiance could be 13 or 14 which generally makes it /not/ illegal with the close-in-age exceptions that are common in most age-of-consent legislation.
Mauskau 36
You guys also seem to be missing the incest part.
Driving_Gaming 22
Don't worry about her. She's just jealous.
Mrpolo_18 14
Nick Jonas can relate.
kibster9 20
That can get annoying when your sibling likes the same person you do. Hopefully she will get over it.
kinky44 28
Obviously this can only be solved by a trip to the Thunderdome. Good luck.
ColCyclone 17
JERRY JERRY JERRY! can't wait to see this episode
ladybugz23 13
love that show!!!
Smooth_Criminal 24
that's not something you should admit.
cooltatgar 31
Have a heart to heart chat with her. Let her talk about the whole thing. She might feel a lot better after that.
chewyca99 14
Or run away from your problems. That's what I would do.
bleedingglitter 24
Don't stress that. She'll listen to some Taylor Swift and be back to loving you again soon when one of the little boys in her class tells her she is pretty.
nityasomaiya 46
Haha I second that!
venomousflower 24
She is just in that I don't know who I am age and she wants everything that you have
sarah2453 17
Does he have a younger brother she could hang out with while you're together to get over him? Or does your boyfriend have a friend with a little brother? You could try to help her out by pointing out the fact that you're older and that she met him through you?
cameosurgeon 16
There's no use reasoning with her. She'll just have to get over it. I'm sure she'll realize how rediculous that is very soon.
sureshadow 23
I accidentally clicked YDI
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I hate when I do that!! ^_^